Review The Sims Medieval

The Sims Medieval. Preparing for the worst, looking at a strip of installation, I thought how, at the beginning, I would write – “Another attempt by EA, worshiping the Golden Taurus, to save my soul from fiery gay and cleanse from sins. Very attempt “. I thought that the review would turn out to be a blank, that this game would be the usual addition of The Sims 3 for the Babl log house. I anticipated that I needed to imagine myself in the place of a fifteen -year -old girl, fanning at twilight and a patisson crying in a pillow from unrequited love, to understand the essence of The Sims. But what I saw on my monitor, it goes beyond good and evil. The Sims Medieval is an insane experiment of the crossbreak of The Sims and strategies. An experiment that has come out of control and led to unpredictable results. It is good that EA does not deal with biological research, otherwise it would have turned out to be a bad zombie apocalypse. For The Sims Medieval is a mutant from which pieces of flesh fall, exposing new skin. I have come across this for the first time. It is impossible, even initially, to determine the genre.

I thought it was a strategy with Sims elements, but this is not a strategy, although there is the possibility of building buildings and the development of the kingdom. This is not The Sims 3, although the local currency of Simeliona says the heroes on Simlisha, but it looks all atavism. It makes no sense to nurse the hero, buy new furniture and wipe him snot. He himself will go to sleep and eat, but there is no need to drive him to the toilet. About The Sims, in addition to Simlisha, only the interface and generation of characters. Sadly? No, this is a real paradise for those who in the original The Sims invented more and more, cruel ways to kill the Sims. Now it is legally. No prisons, no patching stairs from the pool. Now we have pads. Having chained the character in them, we can throw eggs and tomatoes into it. And this is only the beginning. There is an opportunity to execute the characters and the most cruel one, of what was in the entire series of games – the pit where the beast lives. He can, and it is necessary, to feed the characters, and he will only spit their bones. There is where to take a real bloody despot. But this is not The Sims, Ea added to the name of the game for sure, because of her greed, hoping that fans of the Sims, a screech with delight, will run to the game store, allowing someone from the reign of EA to buy another diamond necklace for a mistress. And redeem the film with betrayals of treason from a private detective. EA employees will definitely be accused of the highest court of greed. This is not The Sims, I will repeat again.

Then it is possible a https://gamesnotongamstop.co.uk/review/winstler-casino/ strategy? Naive, if it were so simple. There is no resource production, you are shown in training how to extract resources, but this is so, another trick, designed to convince us that this is a strategy. Resources are not needed, funds for the construction of buildings are given to you after completing tasks. Everything is built on the completion of tasks. No freedom and independence. In this game, you need to perform quests. Having completed them, you get a reward and the ability to build a building. The level rises, and other little things. But the main thing is quests. Quests rule the ball. And we suddenly come to the conclusion that this game is a typical quest, cunningly disguised and hidden. Like treasures in the depths of the dungeon. Gameplay is a pixel-ite, turn on the accelerated rewinding and poke the mouse, choosing the necessary actions. This is the essence of the gameplay. Typical quest. The EA has an excellent marketing department, they perfectly understand that you won’t earn much on quests now, if they did not earn a lot, so they decided to attach to the name The Sims, disguise him as a strategy and earn a lot of money.

I’m not a quest lover, and the game is boring for me. Poke and poke, you can not control the character directly, only through the sequence of actions. I played a lot of too much in the shooter, a little dull, so such a contemplative and meditative action makes me out. You can find fault with a lot, but I don’t want. I just don’t want to. The Sims Medieval – the game is not for me. It has wonderful art and music, yes. The performance is great, but here is the gameplay. It is interesting for fans of quests, people who love to kill the sims or for girls of fifteen years, dragging from a green crystal. And it amazes me, how correctly I chose the setting for my experiment EA. In any other, the game would fail, but the Middle Ages. The soulless bastards from the marketing department thought – “This is interesting and attract additional customers”. And they are right. EA almost reached perfection in the devastation of customer pockets. Bravo guys, but still you will burn in hell. Although you have achieved something to game construction, the hand does not rise to write that this is a miscarriage. A game for an amateur, so she says goodbye to her a lot.
This review was written for Neon-Game.ru/. Will appear there tomorrow, so this is a pirate review. The release is only tomorrow. But there is already a preview of Alice from Kote. And yes, before sliding into the fucked shit, we will rise from it))

The best comments

The game turned out to be a very vague genre. Here is a case when several genres merged very badly. It seems like a strategy, but they will not let me collect a company and go to fight. It seems like a quest, but a pixel-handing thing … boring and boring. Like Sims, but no one needs to wipe the snot. Like girls, but the wardrobe is not enough.

I will not be ashamed: I am a fan of Sims. Everyone who saw the broadcast by machine remembers what. But this game is not a sims. Sims 3 was attended by elements of the quest and so on, but the very structure of the gameplay was simply pulled out. And added a strategic, fighting, role -playing, etc. And the monster Frankenstein turned out … assembled from different pieces of games.

I don’t really like such a zombie … But you can’t refuse the game, it’s in beauty. First of all, pictures. And there are very interesting quests. But they can be counted on the fingers of a ranger bard, who confused the sword with a lute. Great quest – “demonoboy”. A sort of retelling of history with Frostmorn. And this ends on this.

According to the rating of SG, I would put the game “Proproding”. Everything has been done unaccounted, but there are a couple of bright moments.